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Accoutrements Bacon Scented Mustache #12442

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Accoutrements Bacon Scented Mustache #12442
Price: $3.99
4 in stock
Item Number: JN1058538
Manufacturer: Accoutrements
Manufacturer Part No: 12442
Accoutrements Bacon Scented Mustache #12442

Super charge your manliness with the Bacon-Scented Mustache. The gosh darn thing smells like bacon. All the bacon. Maybe you aren't man enough to even wear it! But wearing it will make you so manly that you won't care. This is the kind of thing that goes perfectly with woodworking, killing a snake with your bare hands or internalizing your emotions. It's the only mustache that makes you hungry all day. It's 4" wide, which is enough to mask your pathetic, unmasculine, bare upper lip. Fits most adult faces.

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